In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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