I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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