I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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