Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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