Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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