I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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