is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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