Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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