we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Randomize
