I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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