He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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