I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
should my penis look like a turkey
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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