Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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