Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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