she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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