There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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