I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
