she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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