I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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