so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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