At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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