So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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