just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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