He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Randomize
