I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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