At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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