I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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