Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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