she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
