My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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