she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Randomize
