addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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