So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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