OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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