question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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