Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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