You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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