There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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