I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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