He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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