plz talk dirty to me
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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