She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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