So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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