We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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