I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She's the barista slut.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Randomize
