Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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