Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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