if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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