If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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