So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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