You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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