Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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