I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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