Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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