Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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