We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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