She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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