Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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