hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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